Craig-O-Clean "Clean RAM Don’t Explain" Performance Tee
Craig-O-Clean “Clean RAM Don’t Explain” Performance Tee: A Tee for the Nerdy Enthusiast
This soft, breathable tee embodies the quiet satisfaction of a well-tuned machine. The cheerful illustration and the line “CLEAN RAM. DON’T EXPLAIN.” on the front capture that nerdy, slightly smug joy when your system runs smoothly. The back features a vibrant CPU boost gauge at 100%, a bold badge for anyone who values performance. Lightweight yet durable, the shirt wears comfortably and keeps you cool during long build sessions or late-night debugging. Whether you’re attending meetups, LAN nights, or simply want to silently announce your system’s optimization, this tee is the perfect choice.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-polyester blend with heather variants (65/35) for balanced comfort and print clarity
- DryBlend® moisture-wicking fabric for breathability during long wear
- Seamless body with taped neck and shoulders for a clean, durable fit
- 1x1 ribbed collar that stretches then returns to shape
- Tear-away tag for itch-free comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.12 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.37 | 23.62 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester
Seamless body: Taped neck and shoulders: Moisture-wicking fabric. Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
1x1 Ribbed collar
Allows the shirt to stretch as it is put on, afterwards the collar goes back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted tee
DryBlend® Technology
Advanced fabric material made with finer yarns and MVS Air spinning tech to improve the garment's durability and make it the perfect surface for printing designs in high fidelity
Tear-away tags
Total comfort and zero scratching thanks to the tearaway tags
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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